New Website, Members and Stunts
June 10, 2012
Welcome to the brand spanking new website for everyones favorite sideshow freaks, Circus della Morte. New for 2012 we have added more members, more stunts and continue to work on even more exciting things to bring you in the new year.
We would like to welcome Dr. Skotch our debonnaire andcharismatic master of ceremonies. Always found with a drink in his hand and a bite to his tongue, Dr. Skotch constantly helpsthe sideshow in hopes of meeting that one buxom beauty that will make his life complete (but he will settle for two or three of the audience for the night. In addition the new sideshow is joined by the musical stylings and pornographic prose of the one and onlyMike McNasty. Concertina player extraordinare and member of The Jakeys and The Merrie Murdre of Gloomadeers, McNasty’s the jelly to our peanut butter, well bananas and bacon anyway. And last but not least our newest freak, Mr. Charlie Tips, the Coney Island Scoundrel, joined us last year after make the trip
south from the sunny beaches of Colorado. Mr. Tips brings withhim a prowess for juggling, nasal flossing and, in his own words, brings with him the gay table (come to a show to find out).
In addition to all this we bring you even more in the new year, adding a variety of new stunts to our already popular repertoire. Mental floss, sword juggling, human dartboard and our bed of nails containing over five hundred nice pointy spikes. We also have merchandise, our shrine to capitalism includes t-shirts and stickers as of right now, but we are working hard to bring you the first sideshow coloring book (perfect for kids of all ages). We look forward to seeing you out in 2011 and promise to work to constantly entertain and please you.
~Mr. N. Visible